Actually, most gear that has been stolen at Trail Days over the last nine years have been items left outside of tents. Maybe it's because these are mostly crimes of opportunity, or maybe it's because thieves don't know who the tent belongs to or who the owner's friends are, and are unwilling to get caught with their butt sticking out of someone's tent who turns out to be standing 10 feet away.
So yeah, suggesting that everything be put inside the tent and zipped up is actually really good advice.
Everyone in Billville actually likes Kirby a lot, and we'd like to have him around, but we recognize that he has way to much common sense to visit with us for too long.