Well Johnny Thunder, in an act of rage, chased the bear, wrestled it down and slapped it on its nose. The bear released the tent and ran away. RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY.
There was no tent left. Not a shred.
And the bear weighed more than 4,000 pounds.
This thread has become unbearable to read.
If a bear stole my tent there would be a brown spot there also
Would you be offended if I told you to
TAKE A HIKE!
CowHead
"If at first you don't succeed......Skydiving is not for you" Zen Isms
I once was lost, then I hike the trail
I heard one of the 3 stooges rose from the dead put on a gorilla costume and was out stealing hiking gear
It was this bear, he moved to Max Patch after being relocated by the bear police. Also, get a load of the idiot tourists toward the end of the video...unbelievable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnGe9HDGBI
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“He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature.” –Socrates
If it was the 08 group that I am thinking of, it is no wonder that the bear was there. I heard that a large group of them was up there all day cooking hot dogs and hamburgers. Im sure the smell of all that cooking was what brought the bear into the area to begin with. And it is highly likely that the hiker had been near the grill and had food odors in clothing that may have been left in the tent.
In any case.... if the Forest Service gets word about this bear, it is a dead bear. They dont want 'problem' bears in areas where large numbers of day hikers would be. That is sad for the bear.
Over the past 3 years the "Uberbear" has destroyed 3 tents, stolen 1 pack and pilfered countless food bags that I'm aware of. Yes there is bear activity between Standing Bear and Walnut Mt. shelter. My suggestion, bring a camera, hang your food PROPERLY and keep an eye on your gear at all times.
Whereas my suggestion would be to plan on cleaning out the food bag the last night before Hot Springs, and taking a position where you can watch the fun.
Then make like a hikin' fool for Hot Springs and the Smokey Mtn Diner.
Last edited by Two Speed; 04-23-2009 at 10:54. Reason: Realized relatively few hikers would make it to Hot Springs for breakfast if they spend the night at Max Patch
Maybe the 2 lb tent fit just fine inside the 4,000 lb bear?
It did........bearly.
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