Cannibalism

[DrRichardCranium]

OK, as I'm sure many of you long-distance hikers probably know, sometimes s&*t happens. You're low on food and far away from any re-supply, or maybe there's someone hiking with you who is just a real pain in the ass for some reason, or whatever.

Let's face it: Sometimes, you just gotta eat somebody.

Now, we all do it from time to time, cannibalism is perfectly natural, so let's not pretend to get all uptight & judgemental about it, OK?

So, what is the best way to serve humans, and what kind of side dishes & wine go best with it?

[Hooch]

With some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Spokes]

hehehehehehehehehe


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[kayak karl]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

[Hooch]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I love that joke.

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? They're very bitter.

When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone's eaten.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

What do cannibals make out of politicians? Bologna sandwiches.

[Spokes]

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?
They're very bitter.

Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.

[kayak karl]

Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably.
The other missionary was incredulous, and said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're going to eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?"
The laughing missionary said, "I just peed in their soup!"

[Spokes]

I love that joke.

Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? They're very bitter.

Darn you're fast!

[DrRichardCranium]

Did ya hear the one about the beatnik cannibal?

He ate three squares a day!

[kayak karl]

a plane out of china crashes in Tibet. the people were stranded for over 30 day and resorted to cannibalism. i can't believe this.

well cannibalism YES,

but eating Chinese for thirty days straight

[sasquatch2014]

a plane out of china crashes in Tibet. the people were stranded for over 30 day and resorted to cannibalism. i can't believe this.

well cannibalism YES,

but eating Chinese for thirty days straight

The worst part was that they wer hungary again after an hour.

[sheepdog]

good laugh for the day!!!!

[pfann]

, or maybe there's someone hiking with you who is just a real pain in the ass for some reason, or whatever.

Let's face it: Sometimes, you just gotta eat somebody.

The problem is that the pain-in-the-ass types are generally of poor nutritional quality.

You should just chop off their hands. Some finger food should tide you over until your next mail drop or town visit.

[Hooch]

Darn you're fast!

Nah, just divorced.

[Snowleopard]

[kayak karl]

Let's face it: Sometimes, you just gotta eat somebody.

so many straight lines, so little time

[waywardfool]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/odd/searsgrill.asp

[sheepdog]

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes.

[walkin' wally]

In the north woods cannibals turn into Wendigos. Really

[kayak karl]

In the north woods cannibals turn into Wendigos. Really

The Wendigo (also Windigo, Weendigo, Windago, Windiga, Witiko, Wihtikow, and numerous other variants)[1] is a mythical creature appearing in the mythology of the Algonquian people. It is a malevolent cannibalistic spirit into which humans could transform, or which could possess humans. Those who indulged in cannibalism were at particular risk,[2] and the legend appears to have reinforced this practice as taboo.
Wendigo psychosis is a culture-bound disorder which involves an intense craving for human flesh and the fear that one will turn into a cannibal. This once occurred frequently among Algonquian Native cultures, though has declined with the Native American urbanization.[3]
Recently the Wendigo has also become a horror entity of contemporary literature and film, much like the vampire, werewolf, or zombie, although these fictional depictions often bear little resemblance to the original entity.