Recently I have found my desire to hike and lack of desire to obtain gainful employment incompatible, at least under my present circumstances. Therefor I am seeking an independently wealthy woman between the ages of 95 and 100 who is looking for a death beneficiary. In the meantime she should be willing to share access to her bank accounts and in exchange I would be willing to share all my trail stories. A long distance relationship would be best but if a face to face meeting would be required to obtain a pin number I understand and would be willing to make that sacrifice. Serious inquiries only.