You might be Hiker Trash if............

[Jonnycat]

Fail. Real hiker trash does not filter.

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You have two-way conversations with chipmunks.

You calculate the distance between two points by how much water you will need.

You brag about how much gear you don't have.

[Lone Wolf]

Fail. Real hiker trash does not filter.

that's true

[jnl82381]

if you find an M&M in the dirt and eat it

fund am m&m on the trail just the other day...then an orange tictac; thought to myself, this is a good day!

[Lumberjack2003]

... while you are driving to work and see a little footpath you add it to your list of places to explore.

[Mango]

You might be hiker trash if the pattern of the shoes of the hker in front of you makes you think of waffles. This really happened.

[RayBan]

You might be hiker trash if your daughter asks you to explain what "monkey butt" means at "show and tell day" at her school.

[johnnybgood]

You might be hiker trash if your basic 4 food groups are all in one plastic zip lock.

[RayBan]

You might be hiker trash if you decide to take yodeling lessons to cut off your sternum strap whistle to save weight.

[mweinstone]

if you snot rocket on busy city streets in front of beautiful women without shame

you pee behind bushes at suburban train and bus stations

you flip up the underside of your tee shirt to blow your nose. alot.

you check trailside bearproof trashcans for food dummys chucked.

you ration toiled paper by useing a leaf for the first wipe.

you fart in shelters with old ladies.

[harryfred]

Every time you look at the ridge line you start whimpering because you want to be out there.

You have a whole drawer full of alcohol stoves and you are making another.

You have several backpacks, day packs, fanny packs, whatever, you have sewn on all of them either to repair or modify and they all have duck tape on them

You have a $100+ down coat and it has ember holes patched with duck tape.

You buy whiskey based on is it cheap and does it come in a plastic bottle.

You don't shop you resupply.

[tuswm]

The brown skid marks in your underwear that you have worn for 2 weeks are not poo well atleast not all poo.

[JAK]

You jump at the chance to go with your wife when she goes out to shop at Walmart, The Dollar Store, and the grocery store, because you consider it a good opportunity to practice your foraging skills, while trying out the hiking shorts and wool sweater you just got at the thrift store.

[Nean]

Hiker Trash?

Nothing to do with how you eat, how often you bathe, or any of that other BS about water or what you wear- where/how you sleep.

IMHO it's about how you live your life!

[Tin Man]

Hiker Trash?

Nothing to do with how you eat, how often you bathe, or any of that other BS about water or what you wear- where/how you sleep.

IMHO it's about how you live your life!

we have a winner! Congrats! --- spoken like true hiker trash ----

[TOW]

Hiker Trash?

Nothing to do with how you eat, how often you bathe, or any of that other BS about water or what you wear- where/how you sleep.

IMHO it's about how you live your life!

or how you don't live your life.......

[sasquatch2014]

If when the mechanic is telling you how much it will cost to fix your exhaust problem that folks from a mile away can also hear you are doing the math in your head to convert that into how many days you could be on the trail with those same funds and have to weight the decision overnight then you might be hiker trash.

PS I think I might be able to patch it with Duct Tape.

[GGS2]

PS I think I might be able to patch it with Duct Tape.

Muffler tape: The automotive duct tape.

[Lemni Skate]

You've ever begun to cry while having a conversation about pizza and beer.

[2.0]

when you are back home/work you go outside and dig a cat hole and do you business...no matter the weather.

you keep a plastic orange trowel with the handle cut off in the glove compartment of your car...just in case.

when back at home you still use a toothbrush that has been cut in half.

while surfing Whiteblaze website you look for stupid questions so you can comment about them being a troll.

[Driver8]

Fail. Real hiker trash does not filter.

I don't care who you are, that there's funny. ...