Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 69
  1. #1
    Registered User sasquatch2014's Avatar
    Join Date
    08-19-2007
    Location
    Pawling NY
    Age
    51
    Posts
    1,986
    Images
    785

    Default You might be Hiker Trash if............

    Was driving and heard the Jeff Foxworthy bit about "you might be a Redneck if..." and that got my mind rolling to this.

    You might be Hiker Trash if.....

    If you find yourself looking for sales on Lipton Sides even when your not on the trail then you might be Hiker Trash.

    If you look at stuff being thrown out and wonder to your self if you could make an alcohol stove out of any of it then you might be Hiker Trash.

    Come on folk help me out here. I know there are a ton more but it's been a long day and after hiker midnight.
    Often Accused, Often Guilty but Seldom Guilty of What I am Accused.

  2. #2
    Trail miscreant Bearpaw's Avatar
    Join Date
    02-21-2005
    Location
    Ooltewah, TN
    Age
    48
    Posts
    2,520
    Images
    286

    Default

    You consider PBR a "premium" beer.

    Folks smell you before they hear or see you.

    You no longer care about gear (at all) as long as it's not broken...

    You consider butter a food group.

    You know every buffet between Erwin and Gorham.

    Your footwear and rainwear are both held together with duct tape.

    You know what "Haaiiirnt!" means.
    If people spent less time being offended and more time actually living, we'd all be a whole lot happier!

  3. #3

    Default

    You shower out of a Gatorade bottle
    For a couple of bucks, get a weird haircut and waste your life away Bryan Adams....
    Hammock hangs are where you go into the woods to meet men you've only known on the internet so you can sit around a campfire to swap sewing tips and recipes. - sargevining on HF

  4. #4
    Registered User moytoy's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-10-2009
    Location
    Titusville, Florida, United States
    Age
    72
    Posts
    1,971

    Default

    You know how many calories are in a 56 oz jar of peanut butter..

    All your meals are cooked with alcohol.
    KK4VKZ -SOTA-SUMMITS ON THE AIR-
    SUPPORT LNT

  5. #5
    Registered User Reid's Avatar
    Join Date
    08-25-2008
    Location
    South Carolina
    Age
    37
    Posts
    1,042
    Images
    25

    Default

    You wake up on any given day looking like beetlejuice

  6. #6

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by moytoy View Post
    You know how many calories are in a 56 oz jar of peanut butter..

    All your meals are cooked with alcohol.
    ...most of your meals are alcohol!

    geek

  7. #7
    Ron Haven's Avatar
    Join Date
    03-15-2007
    Location
    Donating Member in Franklin,NC
    Age
    62
    Posts
    1,625
    Images
    81

    Default

    I know at least 1,500 or more on the trail if you hang out with you must be hiker trash anyone care to name em.....?

  8. #8
    Registered User WILLIAM HAYES's Avatar
    Join Date
    05-14-2006
    Location
    Aiken south carolina
    Posts
    901
    Images
    20

    Default

    if you find an M&M in the dirt and eat it

  9. #9
    Registered User moytoy's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-10-2009
    Location
    Titusville, Florida, United States
    Age
    72
    Posts
    1,971

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Jim Adams View Post
    ...most of your meals are alcohol!

    geek
    ahhh..yes..that reminds me of ..of what...Oh yea ,,, I need another beer!
    KK4VKZ -SOTA-SUMMITS ON THE AIR-
    SUPPORT LNT

  10. #10
    Registered User ShakeyLeggs's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-07-2003
    Location
    Harrisburg, PA
    Age
    58
    Posts
    620
    Images
    53

    Default

    Someone mentions alcohol and the first thing you think is, Great I can top off my fuel bottle.
    A Fact Of Life:

    After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says;

    W T F...............


    KB3SYZ
    -.- -... ...-- ... -.-- --..

    http://shakeyleggs.wordpress.com/

  11. #11

    Default

    You wear your shirt 4-5 days without thinking something is wrong with that picture.

  12. #12

    Default

    You:
    Still don't wear underwear (even 6 years after your last thu-hike)

    Still don't use a towel to dry off after a shower (same 6 years later)

    Prefer to be called by your trailname

    When shopping for shoes, you always look first for weight and then tread pattern
    For that matter, weight is the first thing you look for on any purchase (in all things in life)

    Still are just as comfortable sleeping on the floor.

    Everything you buy, you think: "Can i make it myself, cheaper? and lighter?
    Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams

  13. #13
    Registered User RGB's Avatar
    Join Date
    12-11-2009
    Location
    Reykjavik, Iceland
    Age
    30
    Posts
    427
    Images
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Reid View Post
    You wake up on any given day looking like beetlejuice
    "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do."

    -Bob Dylan

  14. #14
    Relay pfann's Avatar
    Join Date
    08-16-2009
    Location
    Farmington, MI
    Age
    52
    Posts
    120
    Images
    55

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by WILLIAM HAYES View Post
    if you find an M&M in the dirt and eat it

    if...
    The "Five-Second Rule" has become the "Five-Minute Rule"

  15. #15
    Registered User Egads's Avatar
    Join Date
    07-09-2006
    Location
    Atlanta
    Posts
    2,619
    Images
    79

    Default

    You might be hiker trash if... you keep posting pics of your wonderful hike / cross country skiing trip and a cute gal is in the foreground and the Rockies are in the background
    The trail was here before we arrived, and it will still be here when we are gone...enjoy it now, and preserve it for others that come after us

  16. #16
    I certainly was in the right.
    Join Date
    02-01-2010
    Location
    off line
    Posts
    174
    Journal Entries
    1
    Images
    2

    Default

    You give Tyvek for wedding gifts.

  17. #17

    Default

    If you can name several substitutes for toilet paper....you might be hiker trash.

    If answering the question "when was the last time you showered" requires you to think and count....you might be hiker trash.

    If you know what snack foods can be used as a fire starter....you might be hiker trash.

    If homeless folks are dressed nicer than you...you might be hiker trash.
    Love people and use things; never the reverse.

    Mt. Katahdin would be a lot quicker to climb if its darn access trail didn't start all the way down in Georgia.

  18. #18
    Registered User
    Join Date
    03-14-2003
    Location
    Knoxville Tennessee
    Age
    55
    Posts
    1,047

    Default

    You dont know your friends real names, only their trail names.....

    You ask the grocery clerk for 1/4 roll of toilet paper.....

    you dont think twice about drinking and bathing from the same water source....

    you can tell the difference between a skittle and an M&M from 100 yards away...
    ----------------
    SMHC Trail Maintainer
    Volunteer in the Park (VIP) GSMNP

  19. #19

    Default

    wrong. you all have only named what is regular hiker. you know nothing. allow me.

    i have fed all my friends food cooked in my cookpot witch i have bathed my testi in.

    i have dranken from baltimore jacks whiskey nipple, or as we know it, the worlds dirtyest nalge.

    me and trail angel mary share roll on deodorant regularly

    i consider tank to be well dressed
    matthewski

  20. #20
    http://www.radio-outdoors.com Ham Radio and the outdoors. Perfect together!

Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4 LastLast
++ New Posts ++

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •