hiking princess beauty contest

[neo]

it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year neo

[Bloodroot]

it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year neo

Neo you just wanna be a trail pimp.

[NICKTHEGREEK]

it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year neo

Would a contestant be immediately disqualified if she kept her socks up with thumbtacks?

Special mention for hairy ankles?

[Bloodroot]

Hiking princess? Hiking princess beauty contest? Sex in a hammock?

Placing bets Neo's next thread will be a XXX Amateur Shelter Porn video.
Bo! You need to get laid!
(Good luck man!)

[Bolo]

Hiking princess?

Bo! You need to get laid!
(Good luck man!)

Hey, Bloodroot, somebody's got to help Neo out...he's getting desperate!

[Bloodroot]

Man, maybe he's trying to work over some sympathy stuff with the threads. Might actually be a pretty good idea! I've seen it work for other folks before.

Neo I'm rootin for ya man!

[art to linda]

LOL... the title "princess" brings to mind a delicate little thing that needs to be taken care of. "Queen", on the other hand, has a much stronger ring to it

[White Oak]

Neo, forget about the hiking part for now, you just need you a princess. Throw her in your pack later.

LOL... the title "princess" brings to mind a delicate little thing that needs to be taken care of.

I don't get it. Call me Dense Oak today.

[grrickar]

Placing bets Neo's next thread will be a XXX Amateur Shelter Porn video.
(Good luck man!)

You haven't seen the tiny cameras in the shelters yet?

[Bloodroot]

You haven't seen the tiny cameras in the shelters yet?

I knew something was up!

[gravityman]

You haven't seen the tiny cameras in the shelters yet?

YEAH! They are carried by the mice, right? Well, they got some great shots of my nose hairs!

Gravity

[Peaks]

it would really be cool if we have a hiking princess beauty contest,can that be voted in at trail days in damasas va this year neo

If you have ever been to Trail Days, then you will know that they town already has a Miss Trail Days.

[Chantilly Lace]

Art To Linda is right - 'Hiking Princess' sounds too high maintenance. In my hiking circle they are referred to as 'Wood Nymphs.'

[SGT Rock]

Earth Mothers.

[Pencil Pusher]

Bushmasters

[Red Hat]

As Queen Mother of my Red Hat chapter, I already am the Hiking Queen... Who else hikes dressed in purple wearing a red hat? So what that I'm past my prime... Any hiking princess would have to contend with me!

[grrickar]

The females (wives and girlfriends included) were referred to as 'the hens' by the other members of the canoe/kayak club I was once a member of. They seemed to take it well, but then again, I never heard what term they used to refer to us ....

[SGT Rock]

My wife said if she were a hiker, then hiking princess would offend her.

[TDale]

What's a hiking princess's favorite wine?


"When are we going to REI?"

[dixicritter]

My wife said if she were a hiker, then hiking princess would offend her.

Yep sure did. I think I'd prefer "Wood Nymph" or "Earth Mother" to hiking princess.