who can you eat on a thruhike?

[4eyedbuzzard]

I'm guessing you wouldn't be the best person to go to a comedy club with.

[jerseydave]

Take the following and put all in a locked room for a LONG time.

1) Devoted lover of all things living

2) Cutest fuzzy bunny you ever did see

3) A heavy stick

In the end, only one of those things will remain unchanged.

Brilliant thread

Don't fight nature

[Jim Adams]

[QUOTE=fehchet;1099871]Really? So clubbing animals is humane? Where does "humane" enter when killing a human or an animal with a club?[/QUO

Untie that boat anchor from your a$$ and smile...this is all in jest.

geek

[Jim Adams]

good thread Matty

geek

[Lone Wolf]

good thread Matty

it won't last long

[jcazz]

dog the other white meat........lots of explorers ate them on expeditions

[Jim Adams]

Actually most dog is red meat....but tasty.lol

geek

[Kel, the "Stickman"]

Take the following and put all in a locked room for a LONG time.

1) Devoted lover of all things living

2) Cutest fuzzy bunny you ever did see

3) A heavy stick

In the end, only one of those things will remain unchanged.

Brilliant thread

Don't fight nature

Good critical thinking! Here is a picture of me with a "welcome sign" mounted on a big stick... it lures in a lot of unsuspecting critters!

[10-K]

Even better, put 2 people and a stick in a long room and wait a LONG time.....

Same conclusion

[Kel, the "Stickman"]

...put two stickmen in a room and...

[Johnny Thunder]

or two men in a stick room

[LoneRidgeRunner]

with just a clubbing stick, what defencless animals can you legaly club and roast in what parts of the trail? surely a squrill can be clubbed and eaten? no?

I'd have to be pretty hungry to eat one of them "bushy tailed rats".... rabbits or deer.... especially deer ..yep now I'll definitely eat them ... only thing is..when I used to deer hunt I did good to kill one with my .30-'06..much less walk up to it and club it...lol.. I have had deer within 3 feet of me in the Smokies though and they showed no fear at all..but probably shouldn't get caught clubbin a deer in the Smokies ....

[jerseydave]

..but probably shouldn't get caught ....

I find that's key in many circumstances.... "don't get caught"

[mweinstone]

senario question,
two beautiful bouncing conjoined twin brothers are happily hiking with mom and dad.
fetchit is hiking twords them as a rattler coils and rattels ready to strike the boys. his quick clubbing saves the boys lives. can the snake be dinner legaly?

[Kel, the "Stickman"]

gotta love ya matty!

[Transient Being]

Check this out! Bon apetite.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uruguay...rce_Flight_571

[Old Hillwalker]

Well let's see: If Vegetarians eat vegetables and I'm a Humanitarian, I guess I can eat humans.

[Awol1970]

Clubbing an animal before slaughter is actually very humane. Just watched an episode of "Conviction Kitchen" where the chef did just that to a lamb before cutting its throat.

I'm assuming the dissenter fehchet is a vegan. 'Cause if she is not she has much to learn about where her food comes from.

[4eyedbuzzard]

They're all vegetables after ya club 'em.

[enurdat1]

Cat! Train them to walk on a leash during the off season, then a couple of day hikes to get them used to being on the trail. Shave before you leave for your thru, and off you go. They carry themselves, always fresh, and right there when you're hungry. They'll also curl up on the foot of your bag at night and keep your feet warm.