Poor crappy noodles I agree. That's why I do maildrops to add dehydrated veggies and meats to my meals. And also have sent to myself "turkey dinner", "beef stroganoff", pesto and tortollini, etc (and NOT $$$ Mountain House either)
But I'd say if you want to go no cook, then the best thing to do is try it on a short hike.
But I used my MSr pocket rocket for 3,200 miles maintenance free