Can't believe he forgot the ice chest to keep the cheese from spoiling.
Can't believe he forgot the ice chest to keep the cheese from spoiling.
thanks for digging this up again. i had forgotten how funny it was
Priceless and enjoyable
If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a beer; it ain’t worth fixing
Does gubmint cheese last longer? I figure it requires forms filled out in triplicate before it's allowed to spoil.
lasts forever.
tastes like s***.
From my cell phone: "Cannot open link due to exceeded number of open windows."
Awesome post.
Thanks Squid ---over and over -----it is even more humorous looking over time the posters that just don't get it!
I read somewhere that a New portable Micro Wave Oven is now available for Thru Hikers, you simply plug it into a Current Bush. The only thing I would recommend is to hike in Star Wars Sleepers complete with feet, that way you won’t need a sleeping bag or the need to change before you turn in and you’ll be ready to hike your 40 miles a days as soon as you get up.....
"Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, smoldering and totally worn out, shouting...Holy S*#t...what a ride"
Does it have to be Star Wars or will any footed jammies work? I have some with dinosaurs.
I was thinking of getting this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/?srp=1
I'm not sure of its rating, and I dont know if i'll also need a sleeping pad.
Bring a compass with a mirror on the back...so you can look at it and see who is lost!
Watch this movie and learn how to put those shelter mice to good use as a food source:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086005/
Enjoy your hike!
Last edited by atraildreamer; 07-09-2012 at 10:21.
"To make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from." - T.S. Eliot
This is awesome! Thanks for the laughs!
Very funny and good use of old post. I think I will follow your lead, maybe even bring up my children and grand children to do the same. It's like trail welfare.
Amateur...you forgot the cooler with the beers and ice. Geesh.
Bloody hell. How did I miss THAT post from 2011/2012 before my first attempt ?!? Surely, by taking all that advice I would have made it instead of spraining/cracking my ankle. (I know, I know, don't call you "Shirley".)
Now I get to sift through all the posts and try to relate them to my 2016 attempt. I'm still not taking a frying pan. That Rambo knife, now.................
Old Hiker
AT Hike 2012 - 497 Miles of 2184
AT Thru Hiker - 29 FEB - 03 OCT 2016 2189.1 miles
Just because my teeth are showing, does NOT mean I'm smiling.
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I was going to respond with real advice until I read this:
"And, I absolutely won’t part with my frying pan, camp chair, 6 pr of socks, 2 pr long pants (incl blue jeans), machete, 3 books,etc . . ."
Be sure to bring a pressure cooker for cooking at altitude.
And bring a boom box so you can share your music with everyone else.
And bring your tuba.