well old fart this is not a joke at all im sorry if your small brain cant comprehend that we are for real but this is our dream. im his lady and yes we are overweight and hiking in fall/winter but we have decided to go south and have more money than you said. obviously you people have no concern for others feelings. he was asking for advice like how to tell what time it is if your watch dies, or tips on keepng warm but not making the load super heavy. i think you all should be ashamed of yourselves for judging instead of helping or not saying anything at all. didnt your mama raise you better. if you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say anything at all. -sincerely thomas m. bass' lady lauren.