Noah Genda, surely to God this couldn't have been the weirdest guy/person you have ever run into on the trail, a trail, any trail. Surely not.
"Hiking is as close to God as you can get without going to Church." - BobbyJo Sargent aka milkman Sometimes it's nice to take a long walk in THE FOG.
Irony.
I fed Ned Beatty once at a golf event and almost died laughing thinking about that scene. I got hold of myself because if figured he would most likely kill me!Originally Posted by Sierra Echo:1227369
Maybe if I had spent more time on Group W benches I wouldn't find it so funny, but I thought it was a great post.
I think instead of a gun I'll just wear coveralls and an orange fanny pack.
With all the father stabers?
Gee,thanks!My wife read this over my shoulder and now my weekend hike is over.Just what i needed,my wife thinking there are lunatics on the trail while im solo hiking????????NOT!
I walk up hills,and then walk down
Maybe you shouldn't plan your winter hikes in the humour section. :-)
HA!~ You need to get your balls out of your wife's purse and go hiking!
This hear trail don't go to 'Aintry'---you fellers done made a wrong turn-----
****i hear banjo's******
"Who's pickin' a banjo here?"
father rapers, mean and nasty and ugly.
And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench.
Only you Sierra. Your one of the only women I know with enough "balls" to come up with and to say something like this. Touche!
"Hiking is as close to God as you can get without going to Church." - BobbyJo Sargent aka milkman Sometimes it's nice to take a long walk in THE FOG.
I'm going to take that as a compliment!
Sierra would fit right in on any Group W bench.
Exactly how it was intended. Have a seat on the bench.I'm going to take that as a compliment!
"Hiking is as close to God as you can get without going to Church." - BobbyJo Sargent aka milkman Sometimes it's nice to take a long walk in THE FOG.
Actor Bill McKinney, just passed away at 80:http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/06/mo...t-80.html?_r=1
I shall change my trail name to Sierra W. Echo!!! Bwah hahahahhahahahhaaaa!!!!
For those who dare, there is some very good wilderness hiking along the upper Chattooga River trail sections followed with a run of Chattooga section 4 by raft that will give you the full "Deliverance" experience. Need a person to drive you up river? Stop in at one of the raft outfitters bunk house and hire one of the more sober guides to drive you up to 'Aintree (Burrels Ford) to start your hike. Try to find Ellicotts Rock down in the river bed if it hasn't been raining too hard. This is one of my favorite SE trails.
http://hikingsouth.com/chattooga.html
Let no one be deluded that a knowledge of the path can substitute for putting one foot in front of the other.
—M. C. Richards
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