Couple of knuckle/finger tip band-aids.
anti-biotic ointment
Pepcid (one for each day)
ibuprofen (2 for each day)
1 oz. Iso-alchohol in mini pump spray bottle
swiss army signature knife
Small paper fold out showing and describing CPR, how to stop bleeding etc.
(I don't apply first aid daily, might forget how.)
Duct tape will probably fix everything else.