THREAD SUMMARY – Continued from post #54
Additional learning to this point:
26. I’m hilarious.
27. Police officers (retired or active duty) can’t legally carry a concealed weapon the entire A.T. during a thru-hike. (If you don’t wish to look this up, trust me. OR better yet, BET ME!)
28. Don’t pack your fears and your calves are better firearms.
29. Less than 0.1% of people carry items to use as a weapon.
30. Papa D has a bowling ball for a left calf muscle and probably needs surgery.
31. Fionna is not insanely hot that anyone will go into a rape frenzy.
32. Modern women don’t need guys with weapons supporting them.
33. Karl never knew he had to worry about his personal safety.
34. No one really answered the cheese spoilage question, shame.
35. Winds is too ignorant to answer the cheese spoilage question, shame.
36. Rape has nothing to do with sexual attraction.
37. Some people never got to add their names to completing the trail.
38. There have been rapes and murders everywhere.
39. You can drown in your bathtub.
40. You can die in an airplane crash.
41. We are to “live and let God” on the magical trail.
42. Rational people don’t let irrational fears govern their conduct.
43. Bigcranky wants an RPG launcher.
44. No one has a crystal ball, and some folks live into their 100’s.
45. Illegal stealth sites are ok if you are trusting your gut.
45. Yesterday there were over 220 million unreported incidents of non-violence in the US.
46. People who look for trouble often find it.
46. Be cheerful and you won’t find trouble.
47. Lemon b doesn’t want an eye-poke from a branch while falling.
48. Every guy is trying to pull something when interacting with a pretty attractive woman.
49. Sassafrass Lass’s husband may be targeted by men and sex has something to do with it.
50. Millions of criminals don’t obey laws.
51. Guns are tools like toothpicks.
52. Mikey Appleseed creeps out a lot of fellow hikers with a hachet.
53. Finn wants the perfect 2 person / 2lb tent for under $100.
54. Gun accuracy improves if your dad was a commanding officer in Special Ops.
54. Problems can happen on the trail.
55. The Double Rainbow might not have enough headroom.
56. A cheery orange tent is nice to sit in during storms.
You’re welcome, hike on!