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..........are humble.Originally Posted by ChinMusic
thru hikers never shake hands.......
Pervy is the best name you can come up with..........Really
Never leaves the turd pile with a mound of toilet paper on or right next to the trail.
Without even realizing it, a real thru-hiker squeezes out all the air in a bag at home, on the road, in the store, restaurant, where ever, food and non food items alike.
"Hiking is as close to God as you can get without going to Church." - BobbyJo Sargent aka milkman Sometimes it's nice to take a long walk in THE FOG.
Think Janis Joplin,,, "OH Lord it's hard to be humble ....when you are a thru hiker, Perfect in evvvery Way!"
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
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lol love this!!
A real thru hiker will beat Chuck Norris in a pie eating contest
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Yep,piece a cake!
Real thru-hikers can eat a whole pizza pie for dessert.
Real Thru-Hikers get 2 pizzas and flip one on top of the other and eat it like a sandwich then eat one for dessert.
"Hiking is as close to God as you can get without going to Church." - BobbyJo Sargent aka milkman Sometimes it's nice to take a long walk in THE FOG.
A thru-hiker walks into a bar and orders taco's,the bar tend says"we don't have taco's,only pizza",the thru-hiker says,"Ok,gimme three pizzas,and bend em in half"
A real through hiker doesn't hang around on forums caring what other people think!
That made me laugh
Is indistinguishable from a homeless person, he/she just has a better pack and a tent.
A real thruhiker knows it'll always work out.
(Doesn't matter what "it" is.)
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If three hikers were drinking beer in a bar and a fly landed in each of the beers , the day hiker would order a new beer, the section hiker would simply pick the fly out and throw it away, a true thru hiker would curse at the fly for drinking too much then eat the fly.
A real thru-hiker fords the Kennebec.
Guess I am a fake thru-hiker.
Always did say I was a poseur.....
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The true harvest of my life is intangible...a little stardust caught,a portion of the rainbow I have clutched -Thoreau
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