hikerboys cyber cafe

[Sarcasm the elf]

Darn it, I just wasted my 2000th post giving an actual answer to a question on a straight forward thread.

Oh well, here's to post number 2001!

CHICKEN ANKLES!!!

[Storm]

The man speaks the truth.
Briiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttsssssssss

Okay, I'm convinced. I will be at Myrtle Beach area this summer, will I be able to find them in that area?
Going to bed now, will check back tomorrow. Nite all.

[atmilkman]

Darn it, I just wasted my 2000th post giving an actual answer to a question on a straight forward thread.

Oh well, here's to post number 2001!

CHICKEN ANKLES!!!

Congrats on your 2001 post odyssey.

[BirdBrain]

I missed all the fun again.
I am so mad that I think I will really obnoxious and get all my posts deleted and mess up the last 3 1000 post milestones.
Stinking lousy job taking all my fun away.

[OzJacko]

I am glad I was still sperm in 1971!

I am not going to post the obvious Monty Python link for that because I am sure someone else will as I read through my catch ups!

[OzJacko]

Sure! Grab a stool!

yyyyuuuuucccckkkk

[OzJacko]

Sorry, no doughnuts, trying to shed weight I gained due to back problems. Just got okay to carry a pack from the doctor today so I will be heading out into this nice fluffy white stuff shortly.

Can't get under my skin with the worthless nut thing, I like being a buckeye.

Can't get under my skin with most things, been around too long. If someone disagrees with my opinion I mostly just let it slide. I figure one of us will wise up sooner or later. lol

Thanks for the warm welcome, will try to keep up with the conversation but no promises.

Belated welcome Storm.
There's usually 2 or 3 conversations running in "prime time" and then there's monologues of me and some insomniacs the rest of the time...

[OzJacko]

It is almost impossible to keep up with the cafe, but fear not, it is 92% useless anyway. The other 6% is on the weekly test and it counts against your permenent record!

And Rasty's a COOK so that's why his maths is so bad....

[OzJacko]

i have NPD and i chose it

LW for my money you have the most ordered personality on the site.

[OzJacko]

My french sucks! I can only read recipes and menus!

If a menu is in French I'm in the wrong restaurant.

[OzJacko]

I had a billy goat when I was a kid, no pun intended, we would hook him up to a small wagon and have him pull us around. For the most part he was a pretty good goat but on occassion he'd put a knot on your head.

We had a nanny goat.
My brother used to take it to eat the grass around the workshop when he went to work in the old Morris utility (sorry - "truck").
Damn thing used to stand up on the roof of the cab. Sure footed suckers!

[OzJacko]

I had a Brazilian room mate in college who spoke Portugese, Spanish, French, Italian and English. His wife and 5 year old daughter visited one weekend. It was amazing watching this 5 year old use words from 5 different languages in the same sentence.

Once we were in a queue in a Swiss Post Office.
The young lady at the counter was fluently cold and rude in German, French, Italian and English.
Masterful display really.

[OzJacko]

I have a case of middle!

Swap it for a case of beer and I'll come visiting!

[OzJacko]

I'm a big time Walmart hater. So is my wife. We do everything we can to avoid shopping there. I push them hard in my emails. Walmart used to be (a long, long time ago) a really good place to shop. If there was something you wanted, they had it. And in 3 price categories. Good, better, best, according to what you were willing to pay. Now it has turned into a one choice take it or leave it, for the most part, a crappy item. If they even have it. So if we can we shop mom and pop as local as we can.

So far I have lasted over 56 years without setting foot in one...

[OzJacko]

milk!!!!!!!!!!

What I need to be able to drink milk.
Don't like it "straight".

[OzJacko]

Storm went for a walk, you should try it sometime. LOL

Touche!!!!!!

[OzJacko]

College Professor (spent over 20 years in the IT industry), South FL, wife, daughter and three sons (all now in braces). For interesting daughter's dog is 1/4 coyote.

mmmm my daughters dog is about 1/4 dingo....

[OzJacko]

I got tree sons too. Three of em.

I have tree children.
One of each.
Boy, girl, monster.
The monster will be with me on the AT.

[OzJacko]

Could we forget the doughnuts, it's like I hear them calling "Come and get me, come and get me, come and get me. "

If you look at the colour of what comes out of the instant mashed potato machine, you'll like the doughnuts even more.

[OzJacko]

Yeah, I meant three. Sometimes I felt like telling them to go climb a tree though!

I have tree children! Talking to them they absorb as much as a block of wood!