Burrowing the trail

[BabySue]

Last year I tried to swim the trail. Let's just say that didn't go so well. My next adventure is to burrow under the trail. Questions: would you recommend NOBO or SOBO? How deep should I stay in order to LNT? Any orienteering suggestions that will help me stay in line with the trail without having to surface too often. And finally, does anyone know the recipe for dynamite?

[Rasty]

Last year I tried to swim the trail. Let's just say that didn't go so well. My next adventure is to burrow under the trail. Questions: would you recommend NOBO or SOBO? How deep should I stay in order to LNT? Any orienteering suggestions that will help me stay in line with the trail without having to surface too often. And finally, does anyone know the recipe for dynamite?

1200# Ammonium Nitrate & 20 Gallons Diesel + 1 Bic Lighter

I live down South so I suggest SOBO

[rocketsocks]

1200# Ammonium Nitrate & 20 Gallons Diesel + 1 Bic Lighter

I live down South so I suggest SOBO

That'd be ANFO, nasty stuff, lotsa punch

What you want is Tri Nitro Toluene, or TNT, for that crack and fracture, technically speaking though....you would be a miner, and not a hiker, we also all just ended up on a watch list. And the really funny thing, is that this isn't the "Humor Forum" as you'll see shortly.......

[Rasty]

That'd be ANFO, nasty stuff, lotsa punch

What you want is Tri Nitro Toluene, or TNT, for that crack and fracture, technically speaking though....you would be a miner, and not a hiker, we also all just ended up on a watch list. And the really funny thing, is that this isn't the "Humor Forum" as you'll see shortly.......

Do you really think you or I was not already on a watch list? I'm most likely on a few!

[Papa D]

This might be considered "fracking"

[rocketsocks]

This might be considered "fracking"

Right you are "D" and a hot topic these days...Fracking for Natural Gas, and such a new word that my spell check says I've made a mistake in the spelling.....not this time old spell checker....your wrong, and that's why, and that's it......

[Lone Wolf]

Last year I tried to swim the trail. Let's just say that didn't go so well. My next adventure is to burrow under the trail. Questions: would you recommend NOBO or SOBO? How deep should I stay in order to LNT? Any orienteering suggestions that will help me stay in line with the trail without having to surface too often. And finally, does anyone know the recipe for dynamite?

an attempt at humor? christ! don't quit the day job. this is worse than that dumb cafe thread

[Rasty]

an attempt at humor? christ! don't quit the day job. this is worse than that dumb cafe thread

Not true. The cafe is much worse!

[Lone Wolf]

Not true. The cafe is much worse!

really. PG humor just don't work

[rocketsocks]

really. PG humor just don't work

What's really good is the PM's that fly all over the place just after a good S#%$ storm.....

[Lone Wolf]

What's really good is the PM's that fly all over the place just after a good S#%$ storm.....

i got me a ton from a certain flyin' ace

[rocketsocks]

Not true. The cafe is much worse!

I agree, the cafe thread has a life and a ridiculousness all of it's own...

[Wise Old Owl]

an attempt at humor? christ! don't quit the day job. this is worse than that dumb cafe thread

Wait - how much can we get away with since the shut down? The rules are clear - and how is that different from this thread?

[Rasty]

What's really good is the PM's that fly all over the place just after a good S#%$ storm.....

i got me a ton from a certain flyin' ace

Never seen anything like that.

[BabySue]

Thanks for the intel on explosives. Because they sound way too heavy, I'm now considering a burrowing animal, such as a badger or a family of moles. Are there any Pygmy goat breeds that burrow?

[rocketsocks]

Thanks for the intel on explosives. Because they sound way too heavy, I'm now considering a burrowing animal, such as a badger or a family of moles. Are there any Pygmy goat breeds that burrow?

yeah there's three fella's in the cafe that look like they crawled out of the dirt.

[kayak karl]

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[rocketsocks]

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Yep, this could be worth a subscription........................

time for me nightly walk, I'll expect a s#!+ storm when I return

[Sarcasm the elf]

Oh, that burrowing the trail...


And here I was thinking that I was gonna get to tell some newb that donkeys aren't allowed on the A.T.

[Wise Old Owl]

Oh, that burrowing the trail...


And here I was thinking that I was gonna get to tell some newb that donkeys aren't allowed on the A.T.

Well we aren't allowed to discuss PG humor on the trail... Ask the Donkey.