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any body know any good attorney jokesneo
Did you hear about the attorney who took Viagra? He got taller.Originally Posted by neo
any body know any good attorney jokes
(with my apologies to Rain Man)
funnyDid you hear about the attorney who took Viagra? He got taller.
(with my apologies to Rain Man)
hey rain man is ok,i have only liked 2 attorney,s in my whole life
most attorney,s dont have a sense of humor or a conscience either.
also all law is wrote by attorney,s for attorney,s
It's the same for a lot of professions, neo. Only the people within have a true understanding... that's what they went to school for. Take your linear transformer-whatever... I haven't the foggiest. I'd be the Homer Simpson equivalent in a nuclear power station.
How many more of our soldiers must die in Iraq?
funny
hey rain man is ok,i have only liked 2 attorney,s in my whole life
most attorney,s dont have a sense of humor or a conscience either.
also all law is wrote by attorney,s for attorney,s
Jeepers. I thought I was among friends here. As a barrister, I'm offended. I have a sense of humor. I think Bill Bryson is funny. I'll be at the Port Clinton Hotel this weekend, working on a case.
What do you call an attorney with an IQ of 50? (Scroll down for answer)
Your Honor
Neo - doesn't it make sense that those who understand it best are the ones who create it? What would you say if an attorney tried to design a highway suspension bridge?!
Btw...not "all law" is created by attorneys. Laws are enacted by Congress, and being an attorney is not a requirement to be a Congressman. Last I heard, something like 65% of Congressmen were attorneys, however.
Not that I'm a big fan of lawyers...what do you call 10,000 lawyers and the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
Ok, here is mine....
What is the difference between a dead lawyer in the middle of the road and a dead skunk in the middle of the road
There are skid marks in front of the skunk
keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.........
William O. Douglas, the most generally famous "2,000-miler" in history, was an attorney and judge (Supreme Court Justice, no less). He was also an ardent conservationalist, he has a wilderness area named after him in Washington, and he lead two publicized hikes that saved the C&O Canal towpath and part of the beach in Olympic National Park from development.
Also, two of the most important men in the early days of the construction of the AT were attorneys: Arthur Perkins and Myron Avery. Perkins was also a judge.
I hope you at least like these attorneys.
I also have a law degree, but I left the field to thru-hike. Now, I deal with fourier transforms and other such techie stuff as it relates to molecular biophysics. So, I can see both sides of the attorney critique.
I have a personal friend who is an attorney and know a couple of other who are also good people and good attorneys, but I also know and have dealt with other attorney's who should be put in the insane asylum, they are so out of it.
Moral of my point, do not categorize, because the good get put in the same category as the bad, just because they look, act or talk the others. And always get a second and third opinion when dealing attorneys.
Moon Monster, excellent info/history
on Douglas and Avery! Keep it coming.
Start out slow, then slow down.
not all attorneys are bad,cemetary,s are full of good ones
And now the humor begins [drumroll]. Good one neo, caught me off guard.
How many more of our soldiers must die in Iraq?
I love my lawyer.
The honeymoon's over
Neo gets married. Shortly thereafter, he's busting on lawyers. Coincidence? Maybe not.
hahahahahaha................Neo gets married. Shortly thereafter, he's busting on lawyers. Coincidence? Maybe not.
C. Coyle,
Lawyer? Near the 501 shelter? Where do you practice?
Did you hear the one about the busload of lawyers that went over a cliff? The real tragedy was that there were some empty seats.
Now THAT'S funny.
I know some good lawyers and a judge or two. And they all laugh at lawyer jokes.
At the shelter. Appointment only.
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