I bet the shelters will still be infested with mice in 2068!Originally Posted by Stofko
Only real question, will they still have chicken ankles?
"The difficult can be done immediately, the impossible takes a little longer"
Mountain House will carry only one variety of dehydrated meals:
Last edited by Train Wreck; 03-02-2013 at 20:55.
Yes, until KFC genetically modifies the chicken to walk on it's wings!
Remember when chiken wings were the cheap part?
Really good with muscadine jelly!
Washed down with a $4 bottle of scuppernong wine!
Hikernet still won't have any privies in the Smokies.Instead they will hand out red bags like the disabled cruise line so hikers can do their business in and carry out following LNT principles.
The bags are easier to throw into the woods without getting your hands dirty!
I think you're being pretty optomistic, you really believe there will be a trail in 2063...
Tried them once, just once...coffee was overpriced,overly strong with a bitter,
burned taste.
Never went back.
"To make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from." - T.S. Eliot
THANK YOU Mr. Sunshine!
Aw, c'mon. All us old f's won't be here in 25 years, let alone 50. Obamacare will make sure the non-taxpaying, no return on the medical investment elders will die off first!
Or all that Starbucks will get our kidneys.
Old Hiker
AT Hike 2012 - 497 Miles of 2184
AT Thru Hiker - 29 FEB - 03 OCT 2016 2189.1 miles
Just because my teeth are showing, does NOT mean I'm smiling.
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hb cyber cafe has over 4 billion views.lone wolf comes back to life for the 12th time.matthewski returns..woo continues to defend trail dog rights.driver is put on moderated status for a record 257th time...
oh wait, this is about the real trail?
thought we were talking about the cyber trail.
my bad
By then you'll probably need to get a permit from Beijing.
The international AT will extend to Beijing
Let's see:
Springer to Katahdin, then north to Canada. Hang a left and go trans-Canada through the Yukon into Alaska. Hike up to Sarah's house (Where you can see Russia in the distance) Cross on the ice in the frozen Bering Strait into Russia. Head south into China to Beijing. Make a side trip to North Korea to visit the dictator (Tell them you are Dennis Rodman
) and view their latest nuclear test.
, then into France. Hike thru the Chunnel into England. Then to the Scottish Highlands (Where you can hike in your kilt without getting a bunch of wise-ass remarks
and lewd suggestions!
Last edited by atraildreamer; 03-16-2013 at 18:38.
"To make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from." - T.S. Eliot
You forgot to mention the handicapped "lane" running alongside the trail, which will spawn numerous threads every year on whether its ethical or not to walk on this paved area instead of the actual trail.
"I wonder if anyone else has an ear so tuned and sharpened as I have, to detect the music, not of the spheres, but of earth, subtleties of major and minor chord that the wind strikes upon the tree branches. Have you ever heard the earth breathe... ?"
- Kate Chopin
There was mention of a "3' wide black top path...G2M"; forgotten however, was the free WIFI at all shelters.
"For me, it is better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring."
Carl Sagan
Classic. Let's hope Stofko is way wrong on this one.
The EPA will oulaw farting in the shelters due to global warming, OSHA will require safety helmets on the trail at all times, TSA will require a body cavity search at Springer before entering, Heet will cost $5.00 for a 12 oz bottle with a $75.00 fuel tax (if you can sneek it past the TSA search dogs), HUD will require your income be below the poverty level to stay in a shelter (income under $2,245,890, which is also the average weekly grocery bill), there will be more ridge runners than hikers on the trail.
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