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    :banana chinese surprise dinner

    Subject: Chinese Surprise Dinner
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and
    > >> order the "Chicken
    > >> Surprise".
    > >> The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast
    > >> iron pot.
    > >>
    > >> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid
    > >> of the pot rises
    > >> slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes
    > >> looking around
    > >> before the lid slams back down.
    > >> "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her
    > >> husband.
    > >>
    > >> He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He
    > >> reaches for it and
    > >> again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes
    > >> looking around before
    > >> it
    > >> slams down.
    > >>
    > >> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains
    > >> what is
    > >> happening, and demands an explanation.
    > >>
    > >> "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
    > >>
    > >> The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
    > >>
    > >> "Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you
    > >> Peeking Duck"

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    Default chinese surprise dinner

    very cute ky

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