First of all, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone, and hope you all have a safe and happy holiday.

That being said, assuming you're a guest somewhere this week, i.e. you have no real say on what is or is not being served.........what's the ONE item you absolutely don't wanna see on the table, i.e. something you just have no use for, yet it pops up every damned year?

OK, naming one is too hard. Let's give you five.

To get started:

*That indescribably nasty sweet potato/marshmallow thing. I would rather be
waterboarded than eat this stuff.
*Turnips.
*That funked out jello mold (you know, the light green one with the mandarin
oranges and other stuff suspended inside it).
*Three bean salad.
*Beets in any way shape or form.