Skids
Insanity: Asking about inseams over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein, (attributed)
Have you ever seen the tv show "A 1000 ways to die"?
They had a story about this biker who robbed a bank in Montana and made off on his Harley. He was out camping in the middle of nowhere when he ran out of vodka. Well he wanted some more but knew he couldnt go to a store because at that point, his face would be recognized from the robbery. So he decided that since vodka had ethonol in it and gasoline did as well it would just as good. So he siphons gas out of his gas tank and drinks that. He starts throwing up everywhere, and leans over and barfs up some of the gas on the bonfire. A big huge flame went up and barbequed him!
Funny that you ask this. Last night i was camping in Delaware Water Gap at backpacker #2, and my dog puked right by the bear box. I cleaned it up the best that I could and packed it out. I wasn't sure if it was necessary, but it was mostly undigested dog food and I didn't want to leave it there. If it had been my own vomit, I doubt if I would have done it right by the bear box, and I doubt if I would have packed it out.
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So glad to find WB can answer all my thru hiking questions! Ya'll crack me up.
Next week we talk about picking scabs....
Wait, someone mentioned in an above post that puking would lighten the load. So, has barfing become a new ultralight method??
"You hiked up a mountain? Why would anyone want to do that?"--question posed to me by friend
Whiteblaze does not condone bulimia as an official UL technique, but also says HYOH.
This is getting too gross. For me puking is contagious like yawning.
Seek, and you shall find.
00122.jpgHeres's how to upchuck - first use this Natural High Peasant Omelet and make it in the bag - eat entire contents, stand for a little while - now move closer to the front of the shelter.... face the others, put your finger down your throat... Make damn sure they are looking - Now Puke.
Important! Make sure folks are downwind and they get a good whiff of the vomit- folks like that...!
Oh damn - I thought this was the Humor Section again.... Tisk.
Last edited by Wise Old Owl; 10-04-2011 at 10:05.
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
Woo
does vomit attract bears?
No bears required - sort of looks like this
Dogs are excellent judges of character, this fact goes a long way toward explaining why some people don't like being around them.
Woo
In California, they smear their ralph on a rock.