There are many ideas as to what constitutes a thru-hike. Some are OK with blue and yellow-blazing, etc. Others are fanatical and say “Not only must I hike every inch of the trail but I must kiss every white blaze I see!” Most are between these extremes and that is OK. You know in your own heart if you’ve honestly completed your thru.
But what about you folks who are in the process of doing your thru hike? When can you call yourself a thru-hiker when you haven’t finished yet? I’ve come up with this test to help you figure it out.
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy…
If you clean your cooking pot out by boiling water in it, then use that water to make tea, you might be a thru-hiker.
If you’ve ever washed your clothes while still wearing them, you might be a thru-hiker.
If you suddenly realize that your normal breakfast formerly could have fed you for a whole week, you might be a thru-hiker.
If someone gives you a cold soda on a hot day and you talk about how great they are for days, you might be a thru-hiker.
If you pass a pile of fly-covered animal dung on the trail and the flies leave the dung to follow you, you might be a thru-hiker.
If you are offered a choice of sex or all-you-can-eat and you pick AYCE, you might be a thru-hiker.
If you have a pathological hatred of mice, you might be a thru-hiker.
And this last one is for you ladies... If your body hair is longer than your partner’s beard, you might be a thru-hiker.
BABY THRU-HIKERS NEED YOUR HELP! Please reply to this thread with more ways to help them tell when they have become a thru-hiker.