Was driving and heard the Jeff Foxworthy bit about "you might be a Redneck if..." and that got my mind rolling to this.
You might be Hiker Trash if.....
If you find yourself looking for sales on Lipton Sides even when your not on the trail then you might be Hiker Trash.
If you look at stuff being thrown out and wonder to your self if you could make an alcohol stove out of any of it then you might be Hiker Trash.
Come on folk help me out here. I know there are a ton more but it's been a long day and after hiker midnight.